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Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.

W. C. Fields

Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
W. C. FIELDS

Easy Time Yourself
Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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Gift Ignorance Peace Prayer Wisdom
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World
Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, You can’t cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!
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Break Himself Honesty Man Myself Smart Yourself
Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Heart Live Worry Yourself
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Myself Vote
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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Children Parents Tough
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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Marriage Night Survive Woman
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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Animal Breathe
When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Wake Up Yourself
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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Alcohol Myself

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