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Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.

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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Animal Food
Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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Habit Mad Myself Weird
I never met a kid I liked.
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Children Myself One Liner
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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Friendship Life Marriage Necessary Old Relationship
When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Wake Up Yourself
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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Animal Funny Wings
Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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Death Necessary Sex Yourself
I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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Myself Religious
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife
The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Himself Mom
I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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Animal Food Myself See
Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Animal Bad Children Hate
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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Alcohol Myself
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Improvement Myself

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