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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

W. C. Fields

I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Life Myself Young
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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Animal Food Myself See
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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Marriage Night Survive Woman
I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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Habit Mad Myself Weird
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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Alcohol Myself
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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Myself Religion Time
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Animal Hands Myself See
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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Alcohol Myself People Religious Sanity
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Night Time Wonderful

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