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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
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Thomas Jefferson-another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women’s Affairs. Man, who’d she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did – Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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You can’t control things by being nervous.
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