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I have a thing for tools.

Tim Allen

I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
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Animal Growth Hunter Love Myself Skin Vegetable
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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Beautiful Bride Feeling Greatness Herself
You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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People Stress Tension Yourself
I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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Clarify Funny Memories Myself
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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Car Myself Thinking Woman
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
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Comedy Decision Himself Judgement Sentence Serious Stand
I do a lot of family shows.
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Family Myself Show
I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Drive Myself Quality Sound
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Artist Life Logo Love Myself
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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Hands Listening Story
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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Comedy One Liner Ultimate
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Direction Flight Plane Reality
Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, “And let there be aluminum siding.” Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree’s on a golf course, all the better.
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Better Built God Man Prayer Sound Tree Worship
To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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Attention Himself Man Move Talk Television Yourself
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics

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