I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
TIM ALLENI have a thing for tools.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.
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Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, “And let there be aluminum siding.” Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree’s on a golf course, all the better.
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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing.
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But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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