I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
TIM ALLENI have a thing for tools.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
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I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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I do a lot of family shows.
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Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words ‘large’ or ‘size’ with ‘rear end’. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
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Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.
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When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine – this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.
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I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it’s one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they’re going to want something from me I can’t give, or they’re going to hurt me.
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I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
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I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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