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I have a thing for tools.

Tim Allen

Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Hands Path Resistance Yourself
You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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People Stress Tension Yourself
I have a thing for tools.
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Myself Tools
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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Beautiful Bride Feeling Greatness Herself
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Direction Flight Plane Reality
To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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Attention Himself Man Move Talk Television Yourself
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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Forever Love Marriage Moments Myself Young
I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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Charity Enjoyment Phenomenal Project Result
I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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Environment Man Myself Spoil
I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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Car Myself Thinking Woman
Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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Independent Man Travel
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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Comedy One Liner Ultimate
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Move Muscle See Sight Time Vehicle Yourself
If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.
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Balance Congrats Goodness Kind Mistake Work Yourself

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