A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
TIM ALLENI love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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I do a lot of family shows.
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Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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