In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
TIM ALLENI love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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I think there’s a percentage that don’t realize, that don’t know that [standup] is how everything began. We planned it, we work hard, rehearsals to get this. It’s more of a it’s not just coming in there in a T-shirt and holding a microphone.
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I have a thing for tools.
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I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.
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Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.
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My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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