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The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

Tim Allen

Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Animal Beginning Humanity Time Yourself
I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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Best Choice Combination Myself System Understand
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself
Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
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Appearance Listening Noise Thinking Voice Yourself
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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Animal Man Own
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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Best Busy Children Ego
When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine – this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.
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Breathe Coward Ego Hard Prison Reality Strength Yourself
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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Children Choice Marriage Prison Woman Work
My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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Children Family Father Hero Myself
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Children Learning Myself Respect
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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God Ideas Myself Religion Time
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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Death Dog Food Leaving
Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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Instruction Man Manufacturer Reality Togetherness
I do a lot of family shows.
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Family Myself Show
Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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Born Children Deal Myself Thinking Time

The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

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The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

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