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The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

Tim Allen

I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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Best Busy Children Ego
Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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Advice Children Live Parents People
A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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Blame Car Family Land Memories Myself Traffic
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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God Ideas Myself Religion Time
All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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Alone Crow Encouragement Man Substitute Support Thinking
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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Hands Listening Story
Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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Creation Point Time Yourself
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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Drink Money Oneself Party Rich Wealth
Boys can be disgusting. You can’t leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We’re just obnoxious.
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Alone Disgust Leaving Ourselves Paint Time
Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, “And let there be aluminum siding.” Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree’s on a golf course, all the better.
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Better Built God Man Prayer Sound Tree Worship
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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Animal Man Own
I have a thing for tools.
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Myself Tools
I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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Clarify Funny Memories Myself
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Children Learning Myself Respect

The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

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The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

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