I do a lot of family shows.
TIM ALLENDogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
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But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing.
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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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