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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child… eventually.
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You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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In my house there’s this light switch that doesn’t do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said ‘cut it out’
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Clones are people two.
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I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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Half the people you know are below average.
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Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.
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Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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How come abbreviated is such a long word?
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I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
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