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STEVEN WRIGHTI intend to live forever. So far, so good.
More Steven Wright Quotes
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I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, ‘Where the hell is my roof?
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Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.
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Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
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I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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I installed a skylight in my apartment, the people who live above me are furious!
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