If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
STEVEN WRIGHTI intend to live forever. So far, so good.
More Steven Wright Quotes
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Clones are people two.
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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The older you get, the more you learn to see what you’ve been taught to see. When you’re a kid, you see what’s there.
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.
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Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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How come abbreviated is such a long word?
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