Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
STEVEN WRIGHTHow do you get off a non-stop flight?
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Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
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I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
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How do you get off a non-stop flight?
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child… eventually.
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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If Dracula can’t see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
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