I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
STEVEN WRIGHTI am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.
More Steven Wright Quotes
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You know when you’re sitting on a chair and you lean back so you’re just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.
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Always remember your unique, just like everyone else.
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If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell.
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Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I’d have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
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Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
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Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.
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I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.
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I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter.
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My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon’s appointments.
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