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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

Steven Wright

Clones are people two.
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One Liner People
If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell.
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Heaven Hell Hot Rise Temperature Warm
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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Literature Word Wrong
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Eat Food Funny Human
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery’s dead?
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Control Death Game Yourself
You know when you’re sitting on a chair and you lean back so you’re just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.
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Fall Feeling Myself Sit Time
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
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Alcohol Myself Photograph Thinking Woman
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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Car Funny Yourself
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, “Didn’t you see the stop sign?” I said, “Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read”
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Believe Funny Myself Police Reading See Stop Time
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Alphabet Order Song
If it’s a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
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Money Thinking Worth Yourself
I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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Company Game Myself Thinking Wrong
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
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Funny Literature Word
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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Fight Funny Gift Myself Room
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I’d never even thought about killing myself.
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Funny Kill Learning Love Myself Time
I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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Food Funny Myself Service Time

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