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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

Steven Wright

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
STEVEN WRIGHT

Memories Photograph Yourself
You know when you’re sitting on a chair and you lean back so you’re just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.
STEVEN WRIGHT

Fall Feeling Myself Sit Time
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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Forget Myself Right Thinking Time
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’
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Abandonment Book Build Funny Myself Ocean Yourself
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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Conscience Funny Sleep Time
Always remember your unique, just like everyone else.
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Remember Self Love Unique Worth Yourself
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
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Country Funny Nation People
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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Experience Need Yourself
My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it’s unbelievably clear.
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Attention Believe Himself Myself Sick
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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Memories Myself Past Thinking
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I’d never even thought about killing myself.
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Funny Kill Learning Love Myself Time
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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Coffee Myself Time
You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.
STEVEN WRIGHT

Act Attitude Head Herself Live Scare Yourself
In my house there’s this light switch that doesn’t do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said ‘cut it out’
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Call Herself Home Light Myself Phone Woman
My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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Children Friendship Himself
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Drive Learning Yourself

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