I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
STEVE MARTINI actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
STEVE MARTINI really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
STEVE MARTINChaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
STEVE MARTINAlways make room for the unexpected in yourself.
STEVE MARTINTalking about music is like dancing about architecture.
STEVE MARTINThere’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
STEVE MARTINI could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
STEVE MARTINI thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
STEVE MARTINFirst the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
STEVE MARTINYou have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
STEVE MARTINThere’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
STEVE MARTINI was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
STEVE MARTINAll I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
STEVE MARTINI have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
STEVE MARTINI’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
STEVE MARTINThe conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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