You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
STEVE MARTINI love money. I love everything about it.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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