I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
STEVE MARTINI’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
STEVE MARTINI was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
STEVE MARTINI have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
STEVE MARTINI will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
STEVE MARTINHow to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
STEVE MARTINSome nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
STEVE MARTINI started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
STEVE MARTINIt’s pain that changes our lives.
STEVE MARTINThe greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
STEVE MARTINThankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
STEVE MARTINIt was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
STEVE MARTINThere is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
STEVE MARTINA father carries pictures where his money used to be.
STEVE MARTINThere’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
STEVE MARTINAlways make room for the unexpected in yourself.
STEVE MARTINI believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
STEVE MARTIN