There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
STEVE MARTINI love money. I love everything about it.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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