Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
STEVE MARTINActing is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
STEVE MARTINI guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
STEVE MARTINFirst the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
STEVE MARTINI was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
STEVE MARTINI believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
STEVE MARTINI really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
STEVE MARTINThere is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
STEVE MARTINI’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
STEVE MARTINI believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTINBefore you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
STEVE MARTINI have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
STEVE MARTINHow to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
STEVE MARTINThe conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
STEVE MARTINSome nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
STEVE MARTINThrough the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
STEVE MARTINDinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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