I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
STEVE MARTINYou can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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