A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTINYou can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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