Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
STEVE MARTINYou can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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