A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTINA day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTINBe so good they can’t ignore you.
STEVE MARTINI actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
STEVE MARTINActing is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
STEVE MARTINI started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
STEVE MARTINI just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
STEVE MARTINIt was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
STEVE MARTINNow let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
STEVE MARTINI will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
STEVE MARTINI thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
STEVE MARTINThankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
STEVE MARTINActing has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
STEVE MARTINI’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
STEVE MARTINThere is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
STEVE MARTINSome people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
STEVE MARTINWriter’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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