I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
STEVE MARTINActing is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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