I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
STEVE MARTINActing is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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