I love money. I love everything about it.
STEVE MARTINI love money. I love everything about it.
STEVE MARTINA day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTINActing is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
STEVE MARTINI actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
STEVE MARTINYou can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
STEVE MARTINA father carries pictures where his money used to be.
STEVE MARTINI believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTINI started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
STEVE MARTINThere is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
STEVE MARTINI will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
STEVE MARTINBoy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
STEVE MARTINI believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
STEVE MARTINTeaching is, after all, a form of show business.
STEVE MARTINNo art comes from the conscious mind.
STEVE MARTINI just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
STEVE MARTINYou have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
STEVE MARTIN