I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
STEVE MARTINBoy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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