There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
STEVE MARTINBoy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
More Steve Martin Quotes
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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