I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
STEVE MARTINBoy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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