Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
STEVE MARTINBoy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
More Steve Martin Quotes
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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