Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
STEVE MARTINNow let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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