I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTINNow let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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