I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
STEVE MARTINThankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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