I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
STEVE MARTINThankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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