You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
STEVE MARTINThankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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