I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
STEVE MARTINBe so good they can’t ignore you.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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