I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
STEVE MARTINBe so good they can’t ignore you.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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