All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
STEVE MARTINBe so good they can’t ignore you.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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