I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
STEVE MARTINBe so good they can’t ignore you.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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