It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
STEVE MARTINBe so good they can’t ignore you.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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