Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
STEVE MARTINTalking about music is like dancing about architecture.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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