The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
STEVE MARTINTalking about music is like dancing about architecture.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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