How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
STEVE MARTINTalking about music is like dancing about architecture.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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