Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
STEVE MARTINTalking about music is like dancing about architecture.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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