Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
STEVE MARTINTalking about music is like dancing about architecture.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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