Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
STEVE MARTINTalking about music is like dancing about architecture.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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