No art comes from the conscious mind.
STEVE MARTINTalking about music is like dancing about architecture.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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