Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
STEVE MARTINI believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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