How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
STEVE MARTINI believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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