There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
STEVE MARTINI believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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