It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
STEVE MARTINI believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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