How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
STEVE MARTINWriter’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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