When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
STEVE MARTINWriter’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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