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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Creation Enjoyment Flow Goodness Myself Right Word
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Believe Equality Myself Stupidity
It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Change Live One Liner Ourselves Pain
I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Cook Fire Hairs Match Mischief Myself Start
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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Alone Break Up Connection Deep Herself Himself Moments Night Relationship Thinking
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Appearance Funny Myself Sex Woman Yourself
Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Kiss Man Sex Start Talk Yourself
I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Body Funny Home Myself Play Stay Woman
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Break Up Cheating Herself Myself Woman
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Beautiful Believe Money Myself Natural Sex
Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Choice People Way Word
When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Death Myself Thinking
Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Goodness Ignorance Inspirational Motivational One Liner Yourself
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Doctor Funny Goodness Myself Sick
You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Life Yourself
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Greatness Hard Work Inspirational Surprise Yourself

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