It’s pain that changes our lives.
STEVE MARTINWriter’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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