I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
RON WHITEI’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
RON WHITEI go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
RON WHITEI’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
RON WHITEIf you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
RON WHITEMovies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
RON WHITEI don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
RON WHITEI have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
RON WHITEComedy is great because there’s no overhead.
RON WHITEI’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
RON WHITEI begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
RON WHITEI go through about 140 cities a year.
RON WHITEI was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
RON WHITEI was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
RON WHITEI want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
RON WHITEThat’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
RON WHITEI think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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