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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.

Ron White

That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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Fix Stupid
Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.

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