But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
RON WHITEPeople are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
More Ron White Quotes
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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