I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
RON WHITEMy shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
More Ron White Quotes
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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