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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.

Ron White

Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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Anybody Anything Could Literacy Penetrate Say Skin
You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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Brain Laugh People Somebody Stage Surgeon Teach Walk
I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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Even Kid Listen Little Love
I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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Hard Laugh Love Make People Serious Stage Still Take Walk Work
We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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After Always Go Live Look Music Out Show
My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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Act Always Big Crowd Do Easy Open Strong To
There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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Act Backlog Exist Fire People Reason
I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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All Material Me Write
If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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Any Back Become Famous Go Money Pay Show
If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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Fun Have Mouth See Someone Word
Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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Brother Come Later Number Operate Phone See Something
I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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Feel Get Today Tomorrow Worry
The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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Let Go Next Thought Time
The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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Country Good Majestic Theatre
There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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Angel Attack Comedy Concert Idea Leave Punch Some
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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Biggest Cable Comedian Criticise Guy Other Peeve Pet

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