A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
RON WHITEMy shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
More Ron White Quotes
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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