My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
RON WHITEMy shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
More Ron White Quotes
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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