If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
RON WHITEMy shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
More Ron White Quotes
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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