There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
RON WHITEMy shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
More Ron White Quotes
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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