Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
RON WHITEThere’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
More Ron White Quotes
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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