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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Believe Collaborative Creative Everything Somewhat
I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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