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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.

Ron White

I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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Family Include Know Onstage People Think Written
I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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Blue Collar Crew Everybody Knew Least Order Pack Popular
I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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Always Found Closer More Really Respond Stage
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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Abolish Death Express Lane Mine Other Penalty Put State
I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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Even Kid Listen Little Love
There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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Class Forever Go Pill Stupid Take
I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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Come Communication Honest Matter Positive Relationship
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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Exercise Exposure Harder Like More Much Muscle Work Writer
A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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Cigar Cuban Giant Heaven Killer Restaurant Sanwick Simple
I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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Bad Believe Better Bowl Game Halftime Show Socer Super
My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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All Be Can Show Way
I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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Beg Comedian Famous More Tend Universe
I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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Continuity Figure Joke Little Older Show Story Time
I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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Been Down Fine Look One Ladder
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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Biggest Cable Comedian Criticise Guy Other Peeve Pet
I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Few Good Married Time

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