If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
RON WHITEAny time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
More Ron White Quotes
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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