People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
RON WHITEI don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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