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If it wasn’t for pick-pockets I’d have no sex life at all.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
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My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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