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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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