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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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Breast Fed Friend Like Me Mover never Only She Told
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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Family Found Look Nap Tree Was
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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Get Honest No Politician Respect Run
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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Arm Bone Dog Favorite My
Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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Acting Del Delicate Mask Put Very
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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Dog Family Found Look Three Tree
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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Bartender Plumber Psychiatrist See Seen Told Truth Wife
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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Cheat Good Goodness Kid Look Me Wife
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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Back Car Drive Want Wife
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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Born I Morning Mother Sickness
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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Asleep Blind Day Face Kid Library Man One Pimple Plenty Raed Wake
My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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All Antier Chocolate Cook Got Mae Mouse Stuck Throat Wife
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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Happy Met Twenty Wife Year
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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Interrupt Spoken Wife Year
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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Cat Cover Kept Me Play Sandbox Up
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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Already Always Eye Garbage Keep Me Rid She Told Try Wife

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