If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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