I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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