I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
ROBIN WILLIAMSSelf-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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