Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
ROBIN WILLIAMSNever pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
ROBIN WILLIAMSOur job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
ROBIN WILLIAMSMake your life spectacular, I know I did.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThere’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
ROBIN WILLIAMSPolitics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
ROBIN WILLIAMSEveryone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
ROBIN WILLIAMSBeing a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAnything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
ROBIN WILLIAMSTo be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThere are no rules. Just follow your heart.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
ROBIN WILLIAMSPolitics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
ROBIN WILLIAMS