Humour Quotes

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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

Dance Family Funny Humour Rid Skeleton
Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.
MAYA ANGELOU

Funny Humour Love Time Virus
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

Experience History Humour Learning Men One Liner
I love only one girl, one in every town.
ELVIS PRESLEY

Funny Girl Humour Love Sarcastic Town
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARX

Animal Black Cat Cross Funny Humour Path
Pirate was going to be my middle name, but then my uncle had a problem with it because pirates are bad.
BILLIE EILISH

Bad Funny Humour Pirate Problem
I had three chairs in my house; one for solitude, two for friendship, three for society.
HENRY DAVID THOREAU

Chair Friendship Funny House Humour Society Solitude
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GROUCHO MARX

Deal Fake Honesty Humour Life Secret
Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
GEORGE CARLIN

Age Hell Humour One Liner Price Wisdom
Today as always, men fall into two groups: slaves and free men.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE

Freedom Humour Men Slave
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
VIRGINIA WOOLF

Foreign Gift Humour Tongue Travel
Being crazy isn’t enough.
DR. SEUSS

Crazy Enough Humour Life One Liner
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
GEORGE CARLIN

Confuse Force House Humour Inspirational One Liner
If I talked I would become like any other comedian.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN

Comedy Humour Talking
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
MAE WEST

Curve Distance Humour Sarcastic
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
GROUCHO MARX

Funny Hospital Humour Parked Run Taxi
I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.
ELON MUSK

Die Humour ImpAction Mars
I didn’t fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Business Entrepreneur Failure Humour Inspirational Wrong
Those who are clever, who have a brain, never understand anything.
WALT DISNEY

Brain Clever Humour Understand
Keep all ur troubles in ur own pocket. But, make sure that the pocket has a hole!
ROBERT FROST

Deep Hole Humour Inspirational Pocket Trouble
What is history? The lie that everyone agrees on.
VOLTAIRE

Agree Deep History Humour Lie Past
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
OSCAR WILDE

Ability Creation God Humour Man Thinking
Sometimes, there is no harm in putting off a piece of work until another day.
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPERY

Harm Humour Inspirational Work
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
HENRY DAVID THOREAU

Eternity Humour Injury Kill Time Wisdom
I might talk about killing people, but that doesn’t mean I do it.
EMINEM

Humour Kill People Sarcastic
People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Dead Funny Humour People
A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

Funny Hate Humour Man

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