Humour Quotes

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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARX

Animal Black Cat Cross Funny Humour Path
I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
JOHN GREEN

Future Humour Unpredictable
What is history? The lie that everyone agrees on.
VOLTAIRE

Agree Deep History Humour Lie Past
I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.
ELON MUSK

Die Humour ImpAction Mars
Pirate was going to be my middle name, but then my uncle had a problem with it because pirates are bad.
BILLIE EILISH

Bad Funny Humour Pirate Problem
You’re not a man, you’re a mushroom!
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPERY

Funny Humour Man Mushroom
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

Dance Family Funny Humour Rid Skeleton
People who try to explain pictures are usually barking up the wrong tree.
PABLO PICASSO

Bark Explanation Humour People Photograph Tree Wrong
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

Experience History Humour Learning Men One Liner
Being crazy isn’t enough.
DR. SEUSS

Crazy Enough Humour Life One Liner
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GROUCHO MARX

Deal Fake Honesty Humour Life Secret
I didn’t fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Business Entrepreneur Failure Humour Inspirational Wrong
Today as always, men fall into two groups: slaves and free men.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE

Freedom Humour Men Slave
I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.
ELON MUSK

Die Humour ImpAction Mars
I had three chairs in my house; one for solitude, two for friendship, three for society.
HENRY DAVID THOREAU

Chair Friendship Funny House Humour Society Solitude
Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
GEORGE CARLIN

Age Hell Humour One Liner Price Wisdom
Keep all ur troubles in ur own pocket. But, make sure that the pocket has a hole!
ROBERT FROST

Deep Hole Humour Inspirational Pocket Trouble
Those who are clever, who have a brain, never understand anything.
WALT DISNEY

Brain Clever Humour Understand
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
GEORGE CARLIN

Confuse Force House Humour Inspirational One Liner
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
GROUCHO MARX

Funny Hospital Humour Parked Run Taxi
I might talk about killing people, but that doesn’t mean I do it.
EMINEM

Humour Kill People Sarcastic
Take one cup of love, two cups of loyalty, three cups of forgiveness, four quarts of faith and one barrel of laughter.
ZIG ZIGLAR

Faith Forgiveness Humour Laughter Love Loyalty
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
MAE WEST

Curve Distance Humour Sarcastic
Fashion is made to become unfashionable.
COCO CHANEL

Fashion Funny Humour One Liner
Love the neighbour. But don’t get caught.
STEPHEN HAWKING

Catch Humour Love Neighbour
A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

Funny Hate Humour Man
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
OSCAR WILDE

Ability Creation God Humour Man Thinking

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