Funny Quotes
Before I came here I was confused about this subject. Having listened to your lecture I am still confused. But on a higher level.
Enrico FermiEnrico Fermi Money is what makes a man act funny.
EminemEminem He who laughs lasts.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Animals are my friends and I don’t eat my friends.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt DisneyWalt Disney Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.
Jane AustenJane Austen Married, Married, Married! Buried! Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Kurt CobainKurt Cobain I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan Whisky is liquid sunshine.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw You’re not a man, you’re a mushroom!
Antoine de Saint-ExuperyAntoine de Saint-Exupery The funny thing about love is that it must continually grow or it will diminish.
Andre GideAndre Gide And I’d marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.
Louis TomlinsonLouis Tomlinson It’s the humidity reminding me why I barely straighten my hair for me.
Sonya TeclaiSonya Teclai I had no idea what was going on but I loved every moment of it!! Tokyo’s restaurant game is next level hotness.
Will SmithWill Smith