Funny Quotes
Married, Married, Married! Buried! Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Kurt CobainKurt Cobain I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan Whisky is liquid sunshine.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw You’re not a man, you’re a mushroom!
Antoine de Saint-ExuperyAntoine de Saint-Exupery The funny thing about love is that it must continually grow or it will diminish.
Andre GideAndre Gide It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I’d never even thought about killing myself.
Steven WrightSteven Wright Being in Washington is more fictional than being in Hollywood.
George LucasGeorge Lucas Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx It’s funny because what happens to me when I read a script, when something grabs hold of me, I start getting these flashes of people or places or things or images.
Johnny DeppJohnny Depp Going through a rough break-up? Nothing a little dance party with friends can’t ease.
Selena GomezSelena Gomez I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg I had no idea what was going on but I loved every moment of it!! Tokyo’s restaurant game is next level hotness.
Will SmithWill Smith You see much more of your children once they leave home.
Lucille BallLucille Ball When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck It is disgusting – Why must we have bodies?
Jean-Paul SartreJean-Paul Sartre You Gujarati people are so cute but why is your food so dangerous dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla it sounds like they are missiles
Kareena KapoorKareena Kapoor