Funny Quotes
Don’t be like me. Be better than me. That’s the goal.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan The heart knows what it wants, it’s the mind which plays games.
Saloni VermaSaloni Verma To eat and drink without a friend is to devour like the lion and the wolf.
EpicurusEpicurus There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.
Robert FrostRobert Frost You can write a song about being in love with someone, but you don’t have to be in love with anyone.
Billie EilishBillie Eilish You’ve never seen me dance, have you?
Roger FedererRoger Federer I keep sailing on in this middle passage. I am sailing into the wind and the dark. But I am doing my best to keep my boat steady and my sails full.
Arthur AsheArthur Ashe Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
Robin WilliamsRobin Williams Comedy is the most difficult. Comic timing is something which you either have it in you, or you don’t. You have to have a good sense of humour to be able to understand it. A split second can make you lose the punch.
Deepika PadukoneDeepika Padukone A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert FrostRobert Frost Give them pleasure – the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
Alfred HitchcockAlfred Hitchcock Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
Martin LutherMartin Luther If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
George CarlinGeorge Carlin First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby… I guarantee you.
Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood I don’t write cheques anymore because I end up signing them “with love, shah rukh”
Shahrukh KhanShahrukh Khan