Funny Quotes
Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that’s good taste.
Lucille BallLucille Ball It’s funny when you coming in first but you hope that you’re last, you just hope that it last.
DrakeDrake The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny.’
Isaac AsimovIsaac Asimov A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg Ask no questions and you’ll hear no lies.
James JoyceJames Joyce I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Alfred HitchcockAlfred Hitchcock Hell is full of musical amateurs.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to admit openly.
Sigmund FreudSigmund Freud The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn’t say.
Alfred HitchcockAlfred Hitchcock Don’t be like me. Be better than me. That’s the goal.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan The heart knows what it wants, it’s the mind which plays games.
Saloni VermaSaloni Verma To eat and drink without a friend is to devour like the lion and the wolf.
EpicurusEpicurus There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.
Robert FrostRobert Frost You can write a song about being in love with someone, but you don’t have to be in love with anyone.
Billie EilishBillie Eilish You’ve never seen me dance, have you?
Roger FedererRoger Federer