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Michael Jordan100 quotes“Don’t be like me. Be better than me. That’s the goal.”
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To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan If I have an agenda or a goal, no one is going to deter me from what I want to do.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan Failure makes me work even harder.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan There is no “I” in team but there is in win.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan Once I made a decision, I never thought about it again.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan It doesn’t matter if you fall down, it’s whether you get back up.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan My attitude is that if you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan Learning is a gift, even when pain is your teacher!
Michael JordanMichael Jordan There are plenty of teams in every sport that have great players and never win titles.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan You have competition every day because you set such high standards for yourself that you have to go out every day and live up to that.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan Another day, another opportunity to prove everyone who doubts you wrong.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan What is love? Love is playing every game as if it’s your last!
Michael JordanMichael Jordan Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, and others make it happen.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan I realize i am black, but id like to be viewed as a person, and that is everybodys wish.
Michael JordanMichael Jordan I’ve never lost a game I just ran out of time.
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