If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
George CarlinGeorge Carlin There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
George CarlinGeorge Carlin If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Life is a journey through the sea between the Islands of birth and success.
AurthurAurthur There are times when god speaks. You might not hear the words, but you’ll see. You’ll see.
Sonya TeclaiSonya Teclai For in the wild I feel the safest where the thorns of the invisible hand can not prick me.
Raha ArazRaha Araz I tried to write you something uplifting but I could only see grey.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados I want to spend the rest of my coffee’s with you.
Jessica PickardJessica Pickard Never again will I give, give myself to those who refuse to see my fire.
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