Adam Sandler Quotes

I grew up cursing a lot.
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Curse Growth Myself
I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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Book Color Finish Myself Thinking Yourself
I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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Company Friendship Home Myself People
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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Greatness Mom Myself Value Worth
I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
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Care Myself Old Thinking
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Alcohol Equality Remember Yourself
When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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Children Myself Parents Stop
I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
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Best Children Drive Myself Success
Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
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Challenge Friendship Myself Strong Try
I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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Day Stay Time Try Yourself
The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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Brother Comedy Himself Reason Stand Yourself
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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Comment Oneself Technology
I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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Children Myself Reading Stand
I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
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Feeling Myself People Safety
Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
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Father Feeling Goodness Lifestyle Myself Old Serious Try
Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
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Feeling Guilty Priority Time Yourself
I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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Family Myself Trouble
I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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Alone Company Myself
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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Bad Choice Goodness Love Work Yourself
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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Feeling Kind Myself Work
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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Father Goodness Important Marriage Myself Problem
When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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Anxiety Myself Performance Stand Young
I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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Home Lady Mom Old Ourselves
It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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Happiness Important People Surround Yourself
It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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Company Effect Hard Surround Yourself
I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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Happiness Humility Live Moments Myself Role
I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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Connection Control Fact Myself

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