Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
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You can’t destroy America by destroying our elite. Think about America’s elite. Think about it down through history. Destroy our elite, and about half the time, you’re doing us a favor.
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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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Regulation creates a moral hazard.
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A fundamental American question is, ‘What’s the big idea?’
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Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit.
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Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail.
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If you think health care is expensive now, just wait ’til it’s free.
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Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.
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The Communist bloc of old was a study in the failure of failure. Losers in the Soviet economy were the people at the end of the long lines for consumer goods. Worse losers were the people who had spent hours getting to the head of the line, only to be told that the goods were unavailable.
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Adam Smith’s huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution.
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The budget doesn’t have much control over the government. Then again, the government doesn’t have much control over the budget.
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Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact.
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The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
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