You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
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There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees.
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There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.
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The most brilliant satire of all time was ‘A Modest Proposal’ by Jonathan Swift. You’ll notice how everything got straightened out in Ireland within days of that coming out.
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When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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Mikhail Gorbachev was the Jimmy Carter of the Communist bloc. The Russians hate him.
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Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren’t present.
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If you spend 72 hours in a place you’ve never been, talking to people whose language you don’t speak about social, political, and economic complexities you don’t understand, and you come back as the world’s biggest know-it-all, you’re a reporter. Either that or you’re President Obama.
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The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
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Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don’t draft people; it’s not jury duty.
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Catchphrases flourish in contemporary American English.
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The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?
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Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
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Fiscal conservatism is just an easy way to express something that is a bit more difficult, which is that the size and scope of government, and really the size and scope of politics in our lives, has grown uncomfortable, unwieldy, intrusive and inefficient.
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The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.
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