You’re stupid,’ is not something even his most severe critics usually say to President Barack Obama.
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Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.
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You’re stupid,’ is not something even his most severe critics usually say to President Barack Obama.
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America wasn’t founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
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Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
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The 1960s was an era of big thoughts. And yet, amazingly, each of these thoughts could fit on a T-shirt.
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Stupid is a great force in human affairs.
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
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As a former writer for the ‘National Lampoon,’ I’ve probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live.
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Thank you, Occupy Wall Street. With your vivid example of anticapitalist squalor, I’ve been able to convince all three of my children to become investment bankers.
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A U.S. dollar is an IOU from the Federal Reserve Bank. It’s a promissory note that doesn’t actually promise anything. It’s not backed by gold or silver.
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When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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The Afghans themselves say that if you put two Afghans in a room, you get three factions.
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Sometimes the right response to evil is an appeal to powerful and effective social organization – an appeal to civilization itself.
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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Every vote should carry a serial number, so that responsibility for harmful or careless use of the vote can be traced. Concealed voting should be outlawed.
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Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us.
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