No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.
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Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.
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No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.
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If you ask the government to solve all of your problems, it’s a bit like asking your wife to cook and clean, to raise the children, to hold down a second job to help with the family finances, to keep her parents happy and well and keep your parents happy and well, and to also – to do the lawn and clean the gutters.
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If you spend 72 hours in a place you’ve never been, talking to people whose language you don’t speak about social, political, and economic complexities you don’t understand, and you come back as the world’s biggest know-it-all, you’re a reporter. Either that or you’re President Obama.
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Israel is slightly smaller than New Jersey. Moses in effect led the tribes of Israel out of the District of Columbia, parted Chesapeake Bay near Annapolis, and wandered for forty years in Delaware.
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I believe in God. God created the world.
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I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a ‘learning experience.’ Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I’ve done as a ‘learning experience.’ It makes me feel less stupid.
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Mikhail Gorbachev was the Jimmy Carter of the Communist bloc. The Russians hate him.
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To mistrust science and deny the validity of scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You’d better go look for work as a plant or wild animal.
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When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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Woodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life.
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino’s box.
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I come from Toledo, Ohio, a town that has been hurt badly by the shift of the automobile business towards Japan. And yet I remember how the car workers lived in the neighborhood that I grew up in. My father was a car salesman, and I remember how we lived. I remember how modestly we lived.
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