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I had always thought of Egypt as a rather secular country. And I think it is, but people are quite observant of the strictures of Ramadan.

P. J. O'Rourke

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Once you’ve built the big machinery of political power, remember you won’t always be the one to run it.
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Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail.
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I had always thought of Egypt as a rather secular country. And I think it is, but people are quite observant of the strictures of Ramadan.

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