I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.

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I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.

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By the end of the 1950s, American cars were so reliable that their reliability went without saying even in car ads. Thousands of them bear testimony to this today, still running on the roads of Cuba though fueled with nationalized Venezuelan gasoline and maintained with spit and haywire.

P. J. O'ROURKE

By the end of the 1950s, American cars were so reliable that their reliability went without saying even in car ads. Thousands of them bear testimony to this today, still running on the roads of Cuba though fueled with nationalized Venezuelan gasoline and maintained with spit and haywire.
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Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let’s hope so.

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Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let’s hope so.
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Boomer Millennial
The weirder you’re going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.

P. J. O'ROURKE

The weirder you’re going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.
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When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.

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When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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Only Shout
Global warming is a fact. Now it’s up to liberals to make it a reality. Hence there is crucial importance in preventing powerful, greedy free market forces from getting in the way of worsening storms and rising sea levels. The Kyoto Accord is a good first step.

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Global warming is a fact. Now it’s up to liberals to make it a reality. Hence there is crucial importance in preventing powerful, greedy free market forces from getting in the way of worsening storms and rising sea levels. The Kyoto Accord is a good first step.
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Greedy Make Prevent Warming
Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.

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Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
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The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?

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The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?
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The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.

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The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.
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Democrat Make Republican Smarter
We need a government, alas, because of the nature of humans.

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We need a government, alas, because of the nature of humans.
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Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don’t draft people; it’s not jury duty.

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Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don’t draft people; it’s not jury duty.
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Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.

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Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
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Annoyance Conundrum
Liberals have invented whole college majors – psychology, sociology and women’s studies – to prove that nothing is anybody’s fault.

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Liberals have invented whole college majors – psychology, sociology and women’s studies – to prove that nothing is anybody’s fault.
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Fault Invent Liberal Major Sociology
The best and brightest don’t go into politics. The best and brightest are at Goldman Sachs.

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The best and brightest don’t go into politics. The best and brightest are at Goldman Sachs.
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Best Brightest Goldman
Russians not only vehemently despise blacks, they believe Africa begins at the Ukraine border.

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Russians not only vehemently despise blacks, they believe Africa begins at the Ukraine border.
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The perpetuation of slavery, the exile and extermination of American Indians, and the passage of Jim Crow laws weren’t carried out at the bidding of a few malefactors of great wealth.

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The perpetuation of slavery, the exile and extermination of American Indians, and the passage of Jim Crow laws weren’t carried out at the bidding of a few malefactors of great wealth.
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There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees.

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There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees.
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