It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
NORM MACDONALDScientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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