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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.

Norm MacDonald

There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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Communication Fools Practice Report Understand
It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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Fortune Policy Wasted Time
Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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Behavior Hate Love Mental People Violence
I don’t have any ambition.
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Ambition Myself One Liner
They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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Afraid Dog Funny Identity Myself Reality Worry
A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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Crime Evil Greatness Injustice Man Practice Success Thinking World
A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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Commitment Display Excuse Mistake
Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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Advice Man Opinion
Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
NORM MACDONALD

Dog Friendship Funny Home Ideas Man See Thrill Walk Yourself
You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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Hate Love Rival Team Yourself
Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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Philosophy Prejudice Reason Strong Weakness
This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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Game Greatness Money
Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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Afraid Destroy People Trust
A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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Device Equality Knowledge Person Practice
All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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Death Life Money Myself People Thinking Try
A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.
NORM MACDONALD

Education Idiot People Poor Rich Stupidity Writing

There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.

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